Kid funnies

I've been making a list for awhile and thought I'd share the funny things my kids have said this year.

*The printer wasn't working and I had tried everything I could think of.  So I asked the family, "Anyone have any ideas on what to do with the printer?  Elizabeth answered, "Get a new one?"  Good answer!

*We had an appraiser coming to the house.  I can't remember why now, as this was awhile ago.  Anyway, Lydia thought I said, "oppressor".  So we all laughed when she asked when is the "oppressor" coming.

*Nathan had to use the "pound sign" on a phone call.  When I told him, "Press the pound sign", he couldn't figure out what I meant.  When I showed him, he said, "OH!  You mean the hashtag!"  #generationgap #i_am_old #ihatehashtags

*Instead of typing a grocery list, I was using Siri to speak my grocery list because it's faster.  So I said things like shampoo, conditioner, mousse. (Note that I never buy mousse so this is a new thing that my kids don't know about.)  Caleb was listening and said, "Mom, are we really going to buy a MOOSE?!"

*Lydia was stressed out about something and started raising her voice.  Elizabeth said, "Lydia, you're talking in all caps!"

*Playing Soda Crush, Caleb said, "You just beheaded that bear!  And now you de-legged that bear."

*Caleb: "I'm dehydrated AND defoodrated"

*Random Caleb question out of nowhere on a Sunday morning, "Mom, how does a fish die in a basking shark's mouth?"  Huh?  I don't even know how to answer that.  And what is a basking shark??